Tuesday, January 25, 2011

tips for malaysian fashionista. meh!

who says that 'baju kelawar' is matronly and for night wear only??  

hah!! i prove you wrong!!

translating her view of this uber 'baju kelawar'
saya suka baju ini sebab bila jalan masuk angin. bawah atas saya dapat air cond. kini saya tak perlu risau lagi dengan masalah ketiak berpeluh. malah senang bila mahu ke tandas, sekali tarik saja dan nikmatnya heavenly. baju ini sangat selesa kamu tahu tak!!!
additional tips to rock this attire:
  • kamu boleh pasangkan baju ini dengan gladiator yang cool atau ankle boots. 
  • bagi yang muslimah, jangan lupa cover lengan kamu agar nanti tidak akan dilabel minah rempit. 
  • memandangkan majoriti malaysian adalah buta warna, pastikan kamu memakai shawl terkini yang paling terang sekali warnanya untuk dipadankan dengan sunshade besar kamu. pasti menarik perhatian.
  • untuk tips mekap, kamu tidak perlu mengenakan mekap yang terang memandangkan mekap yang paling sesuai adalah the puffy eyes. straight from the bed, kamu akan tampak cantik dan natural.
  • yang paling terakhir dan paling penting, tangkap gambar kamu dari kasut ke tudung untuk dipuji oleh rakan rakan maya yang pastinya akan mengagumi kecantikan kamu berfesyen. 


now, i am waiting for someone in Msia to break the code :)

the picture source is here. great website, by the way.

Monday, January 24, 2011

monday moanday

unconsciously typing the url of this blog while i supposed to present the academic blog, in front of everyone.
i know, big shame.


now i need to start doing the take home test and the CWP. yeah, i am the master of procrastination.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

slow typing in a boring room

i am feeling like i am a boring person. i am spending time in this very dull room doing nothing but online-ing. and the same cycle of life rolling over and over. my weekend is mostly spent by staying in a room, i rarely hang out ' tahu tak!' if i need to cure myself from the chronic sugary binge or the devilish temptation of fast foods, then i go out-lah to the nearest mall, Queensbay Mall but i prefer to go on the weekdays because walking in a huge crowd in weekend is atrocious. 

okay, lets go through the predicament of how boring i can be one by one, from time to time. generally, i love the old buildings, history, books, oldies music, vintage-granny clothing, i fond of these boring old stuff, very dearly. talking about history, i remember telling my uncle that i want to be an archaeologist, finding the monument of history and analysing the old manuscript but now these visions are nothing but the alien memories to me. the dream of being the history geek had slowly decayed when i was in a clique of girls who loathe history. they got Ds and i got an A. hence, the peer influence made me abandoned the passion towards history just because it was not cool. so i put a stop onto that dream and focused entirely to the sciences, and finally end up doing literature. how ironic is it.

being the eldest, i was lucky that mom spent her time to teach me to read at the early age. i used to have my own little bookshelf until the little monstrous which is my last sister , ripping off  the pages and drawing her monsterpiece that ruined the whole collection. no remaining pages left, nothing nada, hilang begitu sahaja .. soon after that, i spent my time reading the children encyclopedia of my uncle which he kept for his daughters  who had little interest of reading. it was difficult at that time, trying to grasp the foreign words without anyone assistance but it was a happy period of learning.

during school time, i spent number of times with my little gang bang in the library. i hated classroom, it hot and stuffy so we headed to library to sleep, to chat and to 'cuci mata' (the male seniors). we were all different, one loves to read the Malay Anthologies, another only sets the eyes onto Malay romance novel, few bothered not to read at all and i read almost anything i could get, the Malay and English novel as well. never in my school time i had any English fiction because it costs fortunes to me. so i ended up borrowing others book and sneaking the books from the library. yes, illegally without the formal procedure of borrowing whatsoever but i returned it once i finished. sometimes.

today, i just realized the glory of using the library to the maximum. boohoo! but seriously, i try my best to follow the rule and i borrowed lots of book. it feels pretty good and nerdish i must say. besides, the course i am doing now made me "nerdier" than ever.

so far, no one had called me nerd but boring, yes, when it comes to the songs selection. hehe. i still love the headbanging-indie-band music but John Mayer and Norah Jones made me calmer when i need to focus.

and oh, i have been called as 'makcik library' just because i wore loafer with socks. hey, it's cool man. it's preppy and so Hermione Granger, yunno.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

the sushi truth

after several attempts of wanting to be cool, i am now officially declare that i do not like sushi.

probably will never like it.

love the topping but not the rice and the seaweed. but but but there is another kind of sushi that i wont resist.

chocolate sushi :) drooooooollling

Sunday, January 16, 2011

little darling

i want this, i want this, i want this, i want this!
look at the hood, the material, that simple elegant cutting dress. this is the most drop-gorgeous vintage dress i ever see and i want it.

for you who might not know, the is Edith Beale. The eccentric life of Little Eddie and her mother darling has been feautred into a documentary film, many years ago (perhaps in 70's) and the title is Grey Gardens. the latest version is starring by the famous Drew Barrymore. i just watched it. that is why i got all excited to talk of it but i am not really recommend this for you people to watch.because some of you might starve for killing shooting action or scene where hot chicks pose with sports car in which this movie obviously hasn't had any of these. apparently, this is a movie of real people. 

so, how these eccentric big Eddie and little Eddie are catching a lot of attention until they got filmed. it is because they are the crazy cousin of Jackie Kennedy, who used to be the first lady of America, the wife of the JF Kennedy. the craziest fact is that they were living in a house called Grey Gardens in South Hampton together with 300 cats, which includes raccoons and possums. among 28 rooms in that house, 24 were not being used. it was said that they made pyramids of food cans in the living room. the first thing that came into my mind, that was impossible to live in such condition with human and animal waste all over the house. how could any civilized people able to restrain?
it is just pimpossible, said Barney
but they managed to get through. the Big Eddie (the mother darling) determined for not leaving the Grey Gardens while Little Eddie was tied by the role of good daughter, hence they stay and be happy together in that old shabby house mansion.

the Little Eddie and her mother darling
cool facts huh.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

who'd have known

there is a girl that i used to think her as the most hateful person, but now i feel the opposite when i am around her.

the magic of time.
it makes your heart cured from hatred and wound.
the best part is your heart now is stealthier  from any potential heartbroken.

p/s: heartbroken here does not necessarily between man and woman.

two left feet

during dinner last night, a friend told me that i'll be the woman who won't get married. my respond towards that bitter statement is 'oh please don't say it'. i want to get married and have kids and have a big happy family. you see the fact is, i've been single quite for a long time. in fact i have never fallen in love with anyone. the truth is, being single is not really a matter to me but being unable to fall in love or to like the opposite sex is what worries me.

i have this weird syndrome that whenever i realize that someone is trying to make a move, i'll retreat. i shunned off every opportunity that enable him to get closer and to some serious extent, i even felt like throwing out. no kidding. no additional lines to exaggerate, that really happened to me. and later, i regretted.

so please please tell me, this happened to everyone else.
btw, i am not fugly.

p/s: the title is the song sings by Anya Marina. catchy tune, though.

Friday, January 14, 2011

funny catch

the ancient joke of P. Ramlee age is epic.

source : the funny giant polar

it's depressing to be the Queen, so i stabbed myself.

i am not crazy enough to stab myself but that is what happened to Natalie Portman in Black Swan. her new movie that is somewhat related to the Swan Lake fairytale. 

Swan Lake is a classic ballet performance that is fashioned by the Russian folktale. it is about a princess who   is turned into a swan by the evil sorcerer and only true love kiss can repel the curse. she found the prince charming that could break the spell but he is later seduced by the black swan and made the swan queen shattered and broken into pieces. and that, my friends, has driven her into suicidal. 

do not get confuse this original version with the Barbie's version. although, it derives from the same source but it is entirely different. as for Barbie, the ending is happy because it's for children, you know. but i love all the Barbies movies. 

so now we know the foundation story of the Swan Lake and so lets move to Black Swan, the movie.  as a whole, it is a movie of obsession and depression. although the theme is very ladylike (ballet) but the whole plot is dark.  it is basically about Nina the ballerina who is chosen to be the Swan Queen among of all the girls who yearn that role. nina, who is very timid fragile and feeble, definitely suits to be the Swan Queen but she is lack of passion to be the seductive Black Swan. hence on the ongoing process to be the evil black Nina, she hallucinated, and masturbated, a lot and that just made her losing her sanity.

it is a good movie as it received good rating from the critics, but it is fucking scary too. the whole movie witnesses the role changed of Nina, from the white feeble swan into the black evil swan. later at the end, she finally changed the whole skin and become the evil Nina who stabbed the white Nina. there are many obscene scenes though, and all gobsmacked me like the time when she stabbed her own face by the knife, when she plucked a black feather at the back of her, and when she straggles in hallucination of killing lily. oh man, i was like wth is going on with the timid obedient Nina. 

the symbolic scene of her plucking the black feather is another way to declare nina as 'im  a crazy psycho bitch, dont mess with me'. this movie has not reached the Malaysia's cinema as many of great movies  haven't. perhaps the content, or maybe the many 'touch-myself' moment. but still, it is a great movie. Natalie P's act is so real and convincing, and the move is not all about one losing her mind but it's about how the greed of power can drive one to commit obscene acts. 

how about making a movie of how the Malaysian go crazy, but the main prop should be the acid. or the laser?

oh well.  

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

the busy bee

i can tell that this semester will be the most dreadful semester, because of

1) being the final year student, 
2) the killing major papers
3) the sudden changed of the assignment. now it is compulsory for every group to stage one of the three plays
4) the career fair which i apparently involve in.
5) the abundance of assignments from minor paper. suck.
6) bad timetable. class starts as early as 8 in the morning and end up late in the evening. 
7) the ancient Shakespeare's work is hard to digest.

die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die

quote of the day in this very blog,
Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.       Dale Carnegie
like really? 

Monday, January 10, 2011

last post on the bugle

boring la weih. so, i end up doing this 100 question. nobody tagged me though, i stole it from my roomate's blog (mira). i did ask her permission ok. whatever lah.

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you. At the end, choose people to be tagged.

1. Last beverage: tea cicah biskut hup seng! hao liao
2. Last phone call: mummah
3. Last text message: the artsy Nad
4. Last song you listened to: jesus of suburbia
5. Last time you cried: semalam yaw

6. Dated someone twice: no
7. Been cheated on: Yes
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Noo and eeew if i ever be it will be the worst history ever
9. Lost someone special: Not exactly. no and yes
10. Been depressed: all the time
11. Been drunk and threw up: drunk with rage and madness, yes i had

12. Red
13. Yellow
14. Brown

15. Made a new friend: yeaaahh 

16. Fallen out of love: big no
17. Laughed until you cried: rarely. 

18. Met someone who changed you: no
19. Found out who your true friends were: needless to say, yes!!.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: yeah. know what, im irresistible that's why i made a good topic
21. Kissed anyone on your Facebook friend's list: eerk, haromm
22. How many people on your Facebook friends list do you know in real life: 80% i guess

23. How many kids do you want to have: i want many many many. like seriously. i envy them who has lots siblings.
24. Do you have any pets: none. not good with animal.
25. Do you want to change your name : i wish that the initial is not a W. its dreadful while waiting your name to be called, you know!
26. What did you do for your last birthday: didn't do anything. stayed in room. lame ass.
27. What time did you wake up today: eleven something in the' you know that'
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: had funny chat with a friend, that was 'oh-so-mengarut'

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: money to come rolling. come to mummah!
30. Last time you saw your Mother: before i headed back to penang 

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i wish it to be more than one.
32. What are you listening to right now: please dont stop the music

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: tom cruise in the moonland ;p
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: nothing
35. Most visited webpage: facebook 

36. Whats your real name: teeet teeetmunirah binti teet ruslan
37. Nicknames: should i really answer this? duhhhh
38. Relationship Status: should i really clarify it?

39. Zodiac sign: Libra
40. Male or female?: should i really prove it?
41. Elementary?: SK KGV
42. Middle School?: mrsm serting
43. High school/college?: uitm tesl foundation
44. Hair colour: black. i wish its red
45. Long or short: tak boleh bagitahu
46. Height: 154 cm. pendek 

47. Do you have a crush on someone?: uh uh no. i wonder why.
48: What do you like about yourself?: so fucking lots laa 

49. Piercings: only for ears
50. Tattoos: uh uh 
51. Righty or lefty: left-handed

52. First surgery: None 

53. First piercing: when i was in kindergarten. still remember that i screamed the loudest.
54. First best friend: it was alyana syakirah 
55. First sport you joined : i was bad with sport because i wear glasses. hence i lived up with the idea im bad with sport, until recently i realized i am not that bad.
56. First vacation: cannot remember

 58. First pair of trainers: form 1, i guess
59. Eating: curry puff, literally in mental mind. suddenly craving for curry puff panas2 60. Drinking: my own saliva in real
61. I'm about to: sleep and save this post in draft
62. Listening to: god put a smile upon your face, and some boys screaming like apes. seriously.
63. Waiting on : money to come rolling

64. Want kids?: Yes, many many many. but it is better if those kids dont come out from my fetus. rabaklah nanti. thinking of dumping your baby? find me ;p

65. Get Married?: please God, send me a man
66. Career?: still vague

67. Lips or eyes: Eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: both-lah weih
69. Shorter or taller: Taller
70. Older or Younger: older is better
71. Romantic or spontaneous: im a spontaneuos and a hopeless romantic. so, it should be vice versa? aite
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: a little bulge ok kot. but sexy stomach is like oooh
73. Sensitive or loud: i am both. sensitive and loud.
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship 

75. Trouble maker or hesitant: i can be both.

76. Kissed a stranger: No. but macam nak je. stranger in the night
77. Drank hard liquor: Nope
78. Lost glasses/contacts: never
79. Sex on first date: hell no!
80. Broken someone's heart :yeah
82. Been arrested : i come in peace 
83. Turned someone down: yeah
84. Cried when someone died: yes
85. Fallen for a friend?: No, and hope it will never be

86. Yourself: Yeah, i am the awesome moon
87. Miracles: Yes 

88. Love at first sight: Yes
89. Heaven: Yes
90. Santa Claus: No
91. Kiss on the first date: No
92. Angels: Yes

94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No
95. Did you sing today?:  of course la
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: Yes
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: it will be complicated. so i prefer keep on living in present
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?: entah
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: perhaps
100. Are these answers above all truths?: of course you can trust me ;p

by the way ana rafali just won the ajl. eeerhh, that song was good, but her performance was sadly performed. the bright side, yuna didnt win the title. good job ana raffali, although i hardly understand what you were singing about. 

Monday, January 3, 2011

tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree

let me be a normal girl who talks of things she loves, for tonight.

of course, i had some shopping for myself as sales are everywhere. surprisingly, i was not really tempted to buy anything at the mall, instead i bought myself books, speaking of which, i am somewhat regret that  i did so. because the book doesn't really catch my interest after i've read few chapters. but, lets not make a quick judgment, right.

so, move on. i just want to share of what i had bought, which were really great bargains.

i managed to buy myself a pair of loafers.  i used to frown to mom, whenever she insisted to buy penny loafers because it was so not in and so matronly. and i dont know which air had blown to my ears, seducing me to buy a tan chain loafers, which was really cheap and comfy too. so, i bought, and happily look forward to wear it tomorrow to the class. although, some might say no no to loafers or some might squint their eyes as they look at my feet. ah, who cares. i managed to get a pair of comfy loafers with good quality and name at ridiculous price. please, be jealous. :)

its my habit that i plan big for shopping, even before the money is in. i just loved the idea of buying this, having that, it thrills me. and so, since i was still at home, i insisted to buy myself a pricey handbag for class and outing purposes because i planned to use it for a long term. apparently, nothing had caught my eyes and i was a bit reluctant to spend three numbers for merely a handbag. alas, i am still a student. a miskin one too.after some serious calculation and discussion with friends, i ended up buying a cheap thailand made handbag that i found ridiculously cute with bow in front of its round shape. its pretty unique, though, and my colleagues are so used of seeing me with funny clothes and shoes. why not bag, for this time.

i guess i am no longer that brand freak anymore and my resolution has somewhat accomplished, (i wished to be frugal for 2010, and i just did that). applaud to the great king Moon, mwahahhaha. still, a part of me loves the expensive latest designer handbag or shoes but considering my condition, i should not be bothered to compete with some brand snob because what i fashion presenting who i am, the great Moon.

hey, i am still looking good with some bundle garments and people indeed asked me where i got that stuff. besides, not all the brand stuff are equally good, bcus some of it (mango and f21) are made in china. and oh, a fashionista is not necessarily a branded slave, you just have to have the 'mix and match' skill.

p/s: i made too much of bragging myself and i know its not healthy. but,  its another way to be confident, kan! oh, well!